Kim Kardashian Is Riding a Cowboy

 

Kim Kardashian has a type. The type that professionally slams into other large men. Let’s just hope they don’t mistake her ass for two footballs and try to spike them. Or maybe that’s why Kim dates football players, who can say? According to US, Kim’s got a new man:

On June 6 — more than two months after splitting from New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush — the E! Reality star cuddled up with Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin, 26, at Casa Vega in L.A.’s Sherman Oaks.
A source says Kardashian, 29, is taking things slowly. “They are dating,” says a source close to her, “but she doesn’t want to rush anything.” Another Kardashian friend tells US, “Kim wants to date someone who gets her busy lifestyle.”

I wasn’t sure how to feel about this, so I looked to Us Weekly’s commenters on the story for help. Apparently, the appropriate reaction to Kim Kardashian dating some guy is to tell her to go back to the Middle East and date Bin Laden. Come on now, Us readers. That is just preposterous. She would get sandburn on her big butt and his funny beard would tickle her if she tried to kiss him. (celebnewswire)